Jokes White people VS Brown people commentary

White people VS Brown people commentary Jokes

: Flight Attendant

: Jahazon ki Waiter

Jokes

single independent woman

Haye bechari k koi Rishta hi nahi ate

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: wow you are a pathologist

: Baji corona ki fake report ban jaye gi

= wow you are a super strong woman you did it all alone

= wahan akeli rehti hai zaror chup ke shadi ki hogi

NZ: She captures the beauty of motherhood

Desi: Uff kya besharmi walee tasveerien laitee hu

You both must have a really strong bond that’s why this long-distance relationship is working

Zarur apas mae banti nai ho gi

: Wow she is Lawyer

: Bht Moun phat hogi yehh

🇺🇸 She is self dependent & single

🇵🇰 Talaqyafta charhii chaant hain

: Business Manager

: Mardon k sath kaam karti hey

: wow! his daughter is a veterinarian...

: ena di kuri dangar doctor ay

What is the most absent-minded act you have done?

Push/pull Wearing two diff slippers & realize in the car.

I was going somewhere, and I forgot to wear a mask. Had to go back home since we didn't have any extra masks

My best friend forgot to wear tights under maxi on my big day!
She spent the whole event without them

I left my keys on the door lock and searching in my bag, car everywhere😛 when no option left we came back to neighbor's and saw keys on the door

My embarrassing moment

My husband in a very aggressive mood "Ye Imran Khan se Kaho abaadi tou control krwaye"

Me frustrated by his rant " kya karay wo Bechara. Ab kya wo miya biwi k drmayan mei ja k lait jaye?"

And suddenly I realized that my mother-in-law was also sitting there with us.

Chup kr k plate uthai meinay aur bhaag gai kitchen mein.